deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

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samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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